byon’s blog – my daily rant!

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One fine day, Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong visited India to meet their PM to negotiate trade terms. During the lunch break the
Prime Minister of India suggested taking PM Goh for a spin in his helicopter and view India’s city lifestyle. As PM Goh was enjoying
the bird’s eye view from above, he noticed an overpopulated village with unhygienic living conditions. A man was even ****ting in his
backyard. PM Goh was fast to comment how unsightly it is and that India’s people are so uncivilised. India’s PM was so
humiliated and vowed to himself that he’ll humiliate PM Goh when he gets to visit S’pore. When he really did visit S’pore the following month, PM Goh too offered him a ride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle. For a whole hour, India’s PM was trying to spot a fault. Finally he saw a place where people literally littered the streets, and as he had a closer look, he even noticed a
man ****ting on the grass verge. He quickly pointed out to PM Goh about it and said, “You said Singapore was nothing like India. How
do you account for this?” PM Goh looked closer, smiled and replied “Aaahhh.. we called that place – Little India”.

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car “Kancil”? You know, that very little 600 cc car ??? Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it
to the US, so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush
to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA. After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I think
this ‘Kernchill’ is too small for us Americans.” Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, “Ok, take this
number down. This guy is my good buddy and he’s also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America”. Dr M was
satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered, “TOYS R US”, Can I help you”

Mr. Samy-vellu went for the recent United Nations’ Meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2003. Here are some of the conversations: China Delegate : “By 2003, China will start
their moon exploration project.” Russian Delegate : “We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that
our cosmonauts will step on the moon.” George Bush : “We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time.”
Malaysian Delegate: “By 2003, Malaysia will explore the sun.” There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian
Delegate: “Isn’t it too hot to explore the sun?” Samy Vellu (after a long silence): “We will do it in the evening.”

There are three major races in Malaysia – Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malays have the political power and so they
set up the party UMNO, which literally means “U Must Not Object”. The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the economy
and they called their party MCA which means “Money Conquers All”. Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask: “Must I Come?”