byon’s blog – my daily rant!

the happy me or the unhappy me?

hahas =D

The 10 office ladies in the office like their men to wear a scent that is sprightly uplifting,

The Eaux D’été by Jean Paul Gautier

L’eau D’issey by Issey Miyake

Signature by Kenneth Cole

Cooling Water GAME by Davidoff

source from
http://www.miw.com.sg/publish/sg/en/she/what_she_wants_on_you/male_fragrances.html

awful stinkapo

Traffic police =>”You are free to buy whatever car you want but i limit the road so you can’t speed”

ISP in Singapore=> “You are free to buy any boardband solution you want but i limit your bandwidth traffic”

Cool sia. Next time you will see this
Casino=> “You are free to bet how much you want but i make sure your family don’t know”

ahahaha. rode my friend’s superfour again this week around rp’s carpark again. ahaha. quite niceeeee. i already overcome the feeling of riding big bikes. weee. traffic police test is coming in about 1 weeks time, 310706, mark this date in your calender folks! hopefully i dont miss this one again. but that’ll mean i’ll have to attend sch late. ahah! ahah! ahah!

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i would be lying if i say i don’t miss you. i just want to be with you.

how i wish i could turn back time and start all over

i dislike where i am, who i am, and what i’ve become…

hey, thanks fer reading! (:

Jet – Look what you’ve done
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won’t sing for you
‘Cause all that’s left has gone away
And there’s nothing there for you to prove Oh, look what you’ve done
You’ve made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

a scientist decided to conduct an expriment on the human brain…

1st he removed the left side of the brain of a man and the man started counting 2,4,6,8……

next he put the left side of the brain back n removed the rite side and the man started couting 1,3,5,7,9……

lastly the scientist decided to remove the whole brain and the man started couting:

satu, dua, tiga….

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with
two black eyes. His workmates were understandably
curious: “Jack, what happened to you?!?” “It was
the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday,
and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You
know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of
the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I
figured she wouldn’t like that, so I just reached
over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next
thing I know, she spins around and box me!”

“Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?”

“Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she
was angry that I pulled the dress out of her
crack, so I tried to poke it back in…”

AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She’s shy, so you don’t get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She’ll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her.

Then she’ll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she’s getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.
MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised.

Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing’s going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It’s your wedding night!

HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can’t get to first base 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.

teeheeehee!

dads sick. gonna buy some food put at home for him to eat when he wakes up. then come home early get him some dinner.

going off after this.
- work
- before 5pm walk to cpf building and get my singpass fixed
- beneficiary

damn, cpf’s deducting $36/yr from my cpf acct under the DPS scheme. but anyway it’s beneficial for me, cos if i die from any accident, OH i havent do my nominations. lol gonna call them again. yeah if i die, they cover a sum of up to $46,000. well at least theres some money. hehe. gotta check with father what does the ntuc cover if i were to die from accident.

and yeah, my auntie called my father two days ago  asking him to bring us visit her. yay i can finally meet my cousins? nephews? LOL pathetic i dont even know whether i have cousins or not. sigh, i heard most of them are in business or either failed, then went on to sell pirated vcds……… bleh.

and tmd! people who hasn’t tried working on their fyp dont expect me to ‘HELP’ you complete part of your fyp. i can only help if you tried. im sick and tired of listening to people’s excuses. period.

cya, going to work now. tonight will be home by 10.

given a choice, i don’t want to live in this life i’m in.

i follow these almost like a routine:
mon – 8:30-16:30 school then 17:30-23:30 work
tue - 8:30-16:30 school then 17:30-23:30 work
wed - 8:30-16:30 school then 17:30-23:30 work
thurs - 8:30-16:30 school then 17:30-23:30 work
fri - 8:30-16:30 school then 17:30-23:30 work
sat – 14:00-23:30 work
sun – 14:00-23:30 work 

last afternoon rode my friend’s superfour around school carpark, damn songg ahh! lol. didnt expect so many people to be looking at me too.

thanks for sending me the songs, they’ll keep me company.

don’t read my nonsense below, you will find it offensive. you have been warned. 

what i am feeling right now is hard to put into words, 

yeah people ask me to find time to chill & relax, but nobody wants to accompany me. to me, friends are people who enjoys watching you in pain, laugh at your stupidity, then say some words of condolence, and laugh again. i admit i’m not a good friend to be with, to be honest. but at least i’m loyal, have dignity, trustable, someone who’ll lend you all his savings to save your life, someone who’ll stand up for you if you need help.

i could have bought my favourite bike with those money. i can’t turn to my family either, they only turn to me when they need money. as if i’m bill gates, money rolls in like the moving clouds in the skies.

i really wana make real life friends whom i can turn to, not everytime, but when i need.

rich people say, so what if i have all the money in the world, i lost my precious time with family and friends. and poor people say, i need more money so i can afford to buy better food for my family.

if you take pity for me, save it for yourself. i don’t need any pity. if you need someone to stand up for your injustice, look for me, i can help.

yeah lastly, dont tell me things like,
“I know how you feel” unless you have had a similar experience.
“Put this behind and get on with your life” shutup, what ‘life’?
“Call me if you need anything” using a typical phrase to get yourself off , nobody would probably call
“This is the reality”, scram

if you have comments that put me down, do so now in the comment place, do it that i may grow stronger.